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Burns Supper 2004

Last year the Carnethy Burns Supper was a rather cramped affair with about 10 people huddled in a large orange bag on Craiglockhart Hill. This year we had the spacious and warm confines of the Pritchards’ new conservatory at our disposal and this enticed several excellent renditions from those present.
Willie Gibson addressed the haggis - using his acting skills to help our 'foreign' guests understand
Willie Gibson contemplating the haggis
Food and drink were consumed - included seconds and some thirds!
Olly Stephenson started the main proceedings with the Immortal Memory describing how Burns was obviously a hill runner long before Carnethy HRC was formed. Despite being a newcomer to Scotland (and just a youngster in Carnethy terms) Olly gave a polished and fluent delivery.
Robin toasts the lassies
Robin Haynes was something of the dark horse with his toast to the lassies. His tale about the visit of an MSP to the ‘Burns unit’ of the RIE and the men’s talk in the KB changing rooms were delivered tongue in cheek. It looked as though he enjoyed giving the speech as much as we enjoyed listening to it.
Kate Friend had the onerous task of Replying but set about it in a different way from the boys with an ingeneous poem about her impression of the lads in the club (Observing…the Carnethy laddies is reproduced below).


With thanks tonight to our handsome Robin
Who led a run from KB and left the girls sobbin
I thought he was cheery pleasant an kind
But he ran off and left all us girlies behind

There’s smiling Andy, our laddies' Cap-tin
organized the Hodgsons for the girlies to win,
With his pals he ventured up Ben Loyal
alas we didnae see John Coyle.

Remember the wedding in Monymusk
when Stevie got hitched and danced till dusk.
Poems, song and the egg and spoon
O’happy memories for all o’the second of June.

Our tall man Nick, always dressed in black
he edits Carnethy newsletter, and gets lots o’slack
A faithful marshal, up Glamaig he run
“ just doing m’job, all part of the fun

Andy Spenceley running in the Mournes

” Now there’s web master Willie, our Mars Bar chap
who competes once a month at the KB handicap,
He looks after the juniors, come rain or shine
completing the Ramsay Round with a bit of a whine.

Now Murdo McEwan, he’s a crazy sort
Devil o’the Highlands, now there’s a thought.
We hear he runs round & round the track
has no one told you, it’s common sense you lack.

Oh and Burns, that’d be Keith nae Rabbie
that tall fine figure of a laddie
He floats across the Moorfoot Hills
then cycles home and pops more pills.

There’s a young guy calledMark, who keeps up the pace
except when he’s “5k”ing and falls flat on his face.
The Edinburgh marathon, he did his best
always proud to wear the Carnethy yellow vest.

Adam Ward at the FRAs

That lean and mean, vet Adam Ward
he broke the Downhill Caerketton re-cord
Hiding food like a squirrel up on the Paps
returning to Jura, to discover mishaps.

Ahh Nigel Rose, our mystery man
long long journey runs he doth plan.
With his harem of lassies he takes to the ballet
Jane, Moira, Anne and occasionally Cali.

Willie Mykura
our man of the Minute
Who entered the ladder and tried hard to win it.
He’s never on time, he always late
But lets hope he’s early when he marries Ms Tait.

And not forgetting our world champion Bill Gauld
a man over seventy and still not bald.
He wears his clothes with lots of colour,
his outfits to us could nae be duller.

So girls, raise your glasses, let’s make a toast
With special thanks to Colin, our very fine host.

The floor was then open to those brave or foolish enough to expose their talents and Moira Stewart was first to surprise us with a song. Ailish Nimmo danced the Fling and Jamie Thin recited the Battle of Roslin poem on the Carnethy 5 T-shirts, substituting Carnethy and Shettleston names in the relevant spots! Colin Pritchard read his favourite bits of Norman McCaig poems referring to the hills and Willie Gibson recited a poem dedicated to the Mars Bar (see below). Mark James gave us some more songs - we joined in the choruses and Hilary Spenceley performed another near word-perfect rendition of Tam o'Shanter - an Oscar-winning performance.

Fair fa your honest sonsie Bar
Amang them all your best by far
With you I dinnae need a car
To take me places
And when I'm running under par
You fuel my paces

My rucksack pockets there ye fill
When I head off onto the Hill
Though 17 may make some ill
I don’t get queezy
You’re better than a caffeine pill
You go down easy.

Is there that ower his Nurtigrain
Or block of chocolate (Milk or Plain)
Or Jelly Babies (used by Jane)
Whae runs for longer
I just need Mars Bars on their Ain
And I get stronger

Porr de'el see him ower his fruits
Too much o' that gies ye the skoots
runs doon your legs into yer boots
That’s far too smelly
A Mars bar is the thing that suits
And fills my belly

Now Mark the Mighty Mars Bar eaten
One each Hour and Keep repeatin
All my foes will face defeat in
All their runs
Its diets that I can't compete in
Cos I weigh tons


Ye powers that organise the KIMM
Or the Boat race (people just like Him)
Are you off your rockers or just dim
Ge'in Tunnock bars
You don’t want everyone being slim
Gie us a Mars
.


Mark James
Robin Haynes - golfing his way round the Mournes
Robin Haynes
Moira Stewart singing
Moira Stewart
Willie and the Mars Bar
Willie Gibson

Rabbie Burns would have been proud of the proceedings. Thanks to the Pritchards for being such excellent hosts.

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