CARNETHY CHRISTMAS CAROL
by Nick MacDonald
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On the first day of Christmas that Willie said to me Let's go running out from KB On the second day of Christmas that Willie said to me Two beers in the Braidburn When we go running out from KB On the third day of Christmas that Willie said to me The Robin's Nest for Guinness Two beers in the Braidburn When we go running out from KB On the fourth day of Christmas that Willie said to me Halt for malts at Northfield The Robin's Nest for Guinness Two beers in the Braidburn When we go running out from KB On the fifth day of Christmas that Willie said to me 5 BLOODY MILES! Halt for malts at Northfield The Robin's Nest for Guinness Two beers in the Braidburn When we go running out from KB On the sixth day of Christmas that Willie said to me Mulled wine in the Marmion 5 BLOODY MILES! Halt for malts at Northfield The Robin's Nest for Guinness Two beers in the Braidburn When we go running out from KB On the seventh day of Christmas that Willie said to me Whiskies in the Waverly Mulled wine in the Marmion 5 BLOODY MILES! Halt for malts at Northfield The Robin's Nest for Guinness Two pints in the Braidburn When we go running out from KB On the eighth day of Christmas that Willie said to me Bordeaux Inn for Bordeaux Whiskies in the Waverly Mulled wine in the Marmion 5 BLOODY MILES! Halt for malts at Northfield The Robin's Nest for Guinness Two pints in the Braidburn When we go running out from KB On the ninth day of Christmas that Willie said to me Stable Bar for a jar Bordeaux Inn for Bordeaux Whiskies in the Waverly Mulled wine in the Marmion 5 BLOODY MILES! Halt for malts at Northfield The Robin's Nest for Guinness Two pints in the Braidburn When we go running out from KB On the tenth day of Christmas that Willie said to me Brandies at the Balmwell Stable Bar for a jar Bordeaux Inn for Bordeaux Whiskies at the Waverly Mulled wine in the Marmion 5 BLOODY MILES! Halt for malts at Northfield The Robin's Nest for Guinness Two pints in the Braidburn When we go running out from KB On the eleventh day of Christmas that Willie said to me Libations at the Libbie Brandies at the Balmwell Stable Bar for a jar Bordeaux Inn for Bordeaux Whiskies at the Waverly Mulled wine in the Marmion 5 BLOODY MILES! Halt for malts at Northfield The Robin's Nest for Guinness Two pints in the Braidburn When we go running out from KB On the twelfth day of Christmas that Willie said to me Twelve-year-old malts brimming Libations at the Libbie Brandies at the Balmwell Stable Bar for a jar Whiskies in the Waverly Bordeaux Inn for Bordeaux Mulled wine in the Marmion 5 BLOODY MILES! Halt for malts at Northfield The Robin's Nest for Guinness Two pints in the Braidburn When we go running out from KB On the next day of Christmas that Willie said to me absolutely nothing.